Beta, Shaadi Kab Hai – Classic Tee
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CLASSIC FIT
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Beta, Shaadi Kab Hai – Classic Tee
Eligible for size exchange within 7 days of delivery (subsidized fee ₹100).
Priority doorstep replacement if damaged in transit or defective (report within 48h).
Custom printed and inspected with care; dispatches in 24–48 business hours.
The Story & Concept
Collection: Family Drama
The Feeling: The direct, inescapable social dread of being cornered by a distant relative who hasn't spoken to you since 2008.
🔥 Bundle Offer: Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.
FEELING INDEX™
Inescapable Social Dread: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Distant Relative Memory probability: █░░░░░░░░░ 1/10
Lessons Learned: ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 0/10
Dread of Inquiry: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Why We Printed This
The invite arrived, and the internal dread calculation began. You decided to attend because "it's family." You were safely eating paneer, maintaining mature adult status, until it happened. This tee is for the precise second a distant relative, three gulab jamuns deep and holding a plate of mutton biryani, corners you at a wedding. The countdown isn't just about Input 1; it is about your inescapable youth being audited by a 180 GSM cotton graphic print. I’m totally fine, I don't want to leave the tandoor anyway.
Wear It When
- Attending any mandatory family wedding or engagement celebration.
- Actively maintaining mature-adult status while surrounded by inquiry dread.
- Calculating the appetizer cost versus the value of your sanity in the banquet hall.
- Dodging distant relative interrogation probability at the tandoor counter.
🎁 Perfect Gift For: The resilient friend whose entire existence at weddings is dodging Input 1.
Included Mood Postcard
"Inescape dread is fine. Numb resigantion is fine." — Wear What You Feel.
Product Details & Fabric
- Fabric: 100% Cotton
- Fabric Weight / Density: 180 GSM
- Fit: Classic Fit (True to Indian sizing)
- Print Method: High-precision Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print with durable, breathable finish
- Collar & Seams: Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hem
- Garment Feel: Soft hand-feel, pre-shrunk to maintain shape and fit through 50+ wash cycles
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (30°C or below) with similar colors
- Wash and dry garments inside out to protect print vibrancy
- Do not iron directly over the graphic print; iron on reverse side on low heat
- Tumble dry on low heat or line dry in the shade
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Shipping & Size Exchange Policy
- Dispatch SLA: Custom printed and dispatched in 24 to 48 business hours (2 to 4 business days)
- Estimated Delivery: Tier 1 Metros: 2 to 4 business days post-dispatch; Rest of India: 4 to 7 business days
- Free Shipping: 100% Free standard delivery on all prepaid orders across India
- Prepaid Advantage: Prepaid saves ₹50 on COD handling surcharges across all order tiers
- Size Exchange: 7 calendar days from delivery date (subsidized fee: ₹100 per item)
- Defect / Transit Damage: 100% Free priority replacement if reported within 48 hours with packaging photo or unboxing video
Manufacturing & Statutory Hub Details
Country of Origin: 100% Made in India
Operating Entity: Vipaniq
Registered Hub Address: Vipin Garden, Kakrola Mor, New Delhi, Delhi 110059, India
Customer Care Concierge:
Email: wecare@vipaniq.com
Phone Calling: +91 9910924481 (Mon – Sat, 9:30 AM – 6:30 PM IST)
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