2% Increment, 100% Inflation – Classic Tee
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2% Increment, 100% Inflation – Classic Tee
Eligible for size exchange within 7 days of delivery (subsidized fee ₹100).
Priority doorstep replacement if damaged in transit or defective (report within 48h).
Custom printed and inspected with care; dispatches in 24–48 business hours.
The Story & Concept
Collection: Salary & Hustle
The Feeling: The painfully logical realization that "outstanding performance" just means I can afford one more hour of overtime to pay for one extra chai.
🔥 Bundle Offer: Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.
FEELING INDEX™
Corporate Loyalty: █░░░░░░░░░ 1/10
Resignation-Fueled Resignation: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Savings Growth Potential: ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 0/10
Appraisal Day Dread: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Why We Printed This
The annual corporate ritual is over. You spent four weeks documenting every minute of productivity, only to sit through an hour-long presentation detailing how "revenue is up 300%." Then, your manager smiles and hands you an appraisal letter confirming your 2% raise. This tee is for the precise moment you walk out of that meeting room and calculate that your "record-setting meritocracy raise" just covered the inflation hike on your morning biscuit. It's totally fine, I didn't want to retire anyway.
Wear It When
- Attending the mandatory "all-hands record growth" town hall meeting.
- Calculating your revised "savings plan" that involves just skipping dinner twice a week.
- Responding "it's fine" when anyone asks how your appraisal went.
- Wasting time in the corporate bathroom trying to pay bills that your raise didn't cover.
🎁 Perfect Gift For: The outstanding performer whose new title doesn't cover the rent hike.
Included Mood Postcard
"Meritocracy is fine. I didn’t need money anyway."— Wear What You Feel.
Product Details & Fabric
- Fabric: 100% Cotton
- Fabric Weight / Density: 180 GSM
- Fit: Classic Fit (True to Indian sizing)
- Print Method: High-precision Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print with durable, breathable finish
- Collar & Seams: Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hem
- Garment Feel: Soft hand-feel, pre-shrunk to maintain shape and fit through 50+ wash cycles
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (30°C or below) with similar colors
- Wash and dry garments inside out to protect print vibrancy
- Do not iron directly over the graphic print; iron on reverse side on low heat
- Tumble dry on low heat or line dry in the shade
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Shipping & Size Exchange Policy
- Dispatch SLA: Custom printed and dispatched in 24 to 48 business hours (2 to 4 business days)
- Estimated Delivery: Tier 1 Metros: 2 to 4 business days post-dispatch; Rest of India: 4 to 7 business days
- Free Shipping: 100% Free standard delivery on all prepaid orders across India
- Prepaid Advantage: Prepaid saves ₹50 on COD handling surcharges across all order tiers
- Size Exchange: 7 calendar days from delivery date (subsidized fee: ₹100 per item)
- Defect / Transit Damage: 100% Free priority replacement if reported within 48 hours with packaging photo or unboxing video
Manufacturing & Statutory Hub Details
Country of Origin: 100% Made in India
Operating Entity: Vipaniq
Registered Hub Address: Vipin Garden, Kakrola Mor, New Delhi, Delhi 110059, India
Customer Care Concierge:
Email: wecare@vipaniq.com
Phone Calling: +91 9910924481 (Mon – Sat, 9:30 AM – 6:30 PM IST)
WhatsApp Concierge: +91 7827721108