Sharma Ji Ka Beta Syndrome – Classic Tee
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CLASSIC FIT
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Sharma Ji Ka Beta Syndrome – Classic Tee
Eligible for size exchange within 7 days of delivery (subsidized fee ₹100).
Priority doorstep replacement if damaged in transit or defective (report within 48h).
Custom printed and inspected with care; dispatches in 24–48 business hours.
The Story & Concept
Collection: Family Drama
The Feeling: The crushing emotional burden of knowing that your non-existent UPSC-clearing overachiever neighbor will always be clearing higher benchmarks than you.
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FEELING INDEX™
Crushing Comparison Weight: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Sharma Ji Son Recognition probability: █░░░░░░░░░ 1/10
UPSC-Clearing Potential: ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 0/10
Dinner Table Interrogation Dread: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Why We Printed This
You can clear your debt, build your retirement, and discover a new planet, and someone at a family dinner will still lean across the table to ask why you aren't clear Input 1. He is everywhere, he is infinitely successful, and he doesn't actually exist. We printed this because the phantom golden standard of your non-existent neighbor shouldn't dictate your self-worth, but it does. This tee is for the precise feeling of that dinner table interrogation. I'm totally fine, I don't want to be compared anyway.
Wear It When
- Attending a mandatory family function with guaranteed dinner table interrogation.
- Receiving Input 1 when you finally pay off your non-fictional student loan.
- Calculating your non-UPSC potential while decay on your couch.
- Spending a maximum amount of time dodging awkward family comparison metrics.
🎁 Perfect Gift For: The friend whose entire existence is haunted by the comparison benchmark of Input 1.
Included Mood Postcard
"Comparison syndrome is fine. I don't need a phantom benchmark anyway." — Wear What You Feel.
Product Details & Fabric
- Fabric: 100% Cotton
- Fabric Weight / Density: 180 GSM
- Fit: Classic Fit (True to Indian sizing)
- Print Method: High-precision Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print with durable, breathable finish
- Collar & Seams: Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hem
- Garment Feel: Soft hand-feel, pre-shrunk to maintain shape and fit through 50+ wash cycles
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (30°C or below) with similar colors
- Wash and dry garments inside out to protect print vibrancy
- Do not iron directly over the graphic print; iron on reverse side on low heat
- Tumble dry on low heat or line dry in the shade
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Shipping & Size Exchange Policy
- Dispatch SLA: Custom printed and dispatched in 24 to 48 business hours (2 to 4 business days)
- Estimated Delivery: Tier 1 Metros: 2 to 4 business days post-dispatch; Rest of India: 4 to 7 business days
- Free Shipping: 100% Free standard delivery on all prepaid orders across India
- Prepaid Advantage: Prepaid saves ₹50 on COD handling surcharges across all order tiers
- Size Exchange: 7 calendar days from delivery date (subsidized fee: ₹100 per item)
- Defect / Transit Damage: 100% Free priority replacement if reported within 48 hours with packaging photo or unboxing video
Manufacturing & Statutory Hub Details
Country of Origin: 100% Made in India
Operating Entity: Vipaniq
Registered Hub Address: Vipin Garden, Kakrola Mor, New Delhi, Delhi 110059, India
Customer Care Concierge:
Email: wecare@vipaniq.com
Phone Calling: +91 9910924481 (Mon – Sat, 9:30 AM – 6:30 PM IST)
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