Irish Goodbye Specialist – Classic Tee
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CLASSIC FIT
Irish Goodbye Specialist – Classic Tee
Eligible for size exchange within 7 days of delivery (subsidized fee ₹100).
Priority doorstep replacement if damaged in transit or defective (report within 48h).
Custom printed and inspected with care; dispatches in 24–48 business hours.
The Story & Concept
Collection: Social Escape
The Feeling: The profound peace of evaporating from a crowded room without initiating the mandatory 45-minute desi farewell ceremony.
🔥 Bundle Offer: Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.
FEELING INDEX™
Stealth Execution: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10/10
Social Battery Remaining: █ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 1/10
Guilt Over Leaving: ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 0/10
Why We Printed This
Saying goodbye at a gathering isn't a quick exit; it is a multi-stage hostage negotiation. You have to locate the host, agree to hypothetical future plans you will never attend, and dodge the relative trying to pack leftover dinner into a plastic container. This tee is your wearable out-of-office reply. By the time anyone realizes you are missing, you are already in a cab halfway home in absolute silence. This high-definition DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print utilizes premium water-based inks to ensure an extreme soft-feel and high breathability that won't crack, even when your patience for small talk does.
Wear It When
- Attending a house party where you only actually like one person.
- Your social battery is strictly calibrated for exactly 90 minutes.
- You need a preemptive defense for when someone texts "Wait, did you leave?"
Care Instructions
- Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.
Product Details & Fabric
- Fabric: 100% Cotton
- Fabric Weight / Density: 180 GSM
- Fit: Classic Fit (True to Indian sizing)
- Print Method: High-precision Direct-to-Garment (DTG) print with durable, breathable finish
- Collar & Seams: Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hem
- Garment Feel: Soft hand-feel, pre-shrunk to maintain shape and fit through 50+ wash cycles
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (30°C or below) with similar colors
- Wash and dry garments inside out to protect print vibrancy
- Do not iron directly over the graphic print; iron on reverse side on low heat
- Tumble dry on low heat or line dry in the shade
- Do not bleach; do not dry clean
Shipping & Size Exchange Policy
- Dispatch SLA: Custom printed and dispatched in 24 to 48 business hours (2 to 4 business days)
- Estimated Delivery: Tier 1 Metros: 2 to 4 business days post-dispatch; Rest of India: 4 to 7 business days
- Free Shipping: 100% Free standard delivery on all prepaid orders across India
- Prepaid Advantage: Prepaid saves ₹50 on COD handling surcharges across all order tiers
- Size Exchange: 7 calendar days from delivery date (subsidized fee: ₹100 per item)
- Defect / Transit Damage: 100% Free priority replacement if reported within 48 hours with packaging photo or unboxing video
Manufacturing & Statutory Hub Details
Country of Origin: 100% Made in India
Operating Entity: Vipaniq
Registered Hub Address: Vipin Garden, Kakrola Mor, New Delhi, Delhi 110059, India
Customer Care Concierge:
Email: wecare@vipaniq.com
Phone Calling: +91 9910924481 (Mon – Sat, 9:30 AM – 6:30 PM IST)
WhatsApp Concierge: +91 7827721108