{"product_id":"vip-guest-classic-tee","title":"VIP Guest – Classic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pyaar \u0026amp; Heartbreak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Feeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e The numb resignation of realizing you are basically social wreckage at a celebration you helped inspire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eπŸ”₯ \u003cstrong\u003eBundle Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save β‚Ή100 automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEELING INDEXβ„’\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePaneer Consumption Potential: β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–‘ 9\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAwkward Dread Meter: β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ 10\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLessons Learned: β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ β–‘ 0\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExit Strategy Complexity: β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–ˆ β–‘ β–‘ 8\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Printed This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe invite arrived, and the internal calculation started. This tee captures the exact moment you are standing three feet away from a tandoori counter, holding a plate of half-eaten appetizers, and watching the person you almost built a life with pledge their life to someone else. You decided to attend because you are a \"mature adult,\" but your internal monologue is just shouting \"why\" on repeat. It's fine. 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Numb resigantion is fine.\"β€” Wear What You Feel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrice \u0026amp; Offer: Launch Special β‚Ή745 | Buy Any 2 Tees \u0026amp; Save β‚Ή100.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Unisex Classic Regular Fit (True to Indian sizing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% Super Combed Cotton, 180 GSM (Lightweight, soft, and breathable).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: High-Density DTG print for rich color payoff and zero cracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetails: Ribbed crew neck with reinforced shoulder taping; bio-washed and pre-shrunk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. 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