{"product_id":"scrolling-instead-of-sleeping-classic-tee","title":"Scrolling Instead Of Sleeping – Classic Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #E0B15A; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 5px;\"\u003eCollection: Gen Z Mood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Feeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e The drowsy late-night dopamine trance of screens buffering and sleep pending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#FFF9EE; border:1px dashed #E0B15A; padding:10px 14px; border-radius:6px; margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 Bundle Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"vipaniq-feeling-index\"\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeeling Index™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eScrolling Anxiety: ██████████ 10\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eNocturnal Buffering: █████████░ 9\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eInsomnia Solidarity: ████████░░ 8\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eConnection Status: ████░░░░░░ 4\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Printed This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn a world of constant connection, the most powerful feeling isn’t heartbreak or resilience, but that internal screen addiction stuck on buffering at 3 AM. We printed this badge of nocturnal solidarity to celebrate the collective exhaustion and self-aware irony of the doom-scrolling treadmill. 'Scrolling Instead Of Sleeping' isn’t just a phrase; it’s the ultimate shared condition when sleep is pending and the Wi-Fi signal is strong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWear It When\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAttending a third wedding invitation in a month and ironically buffering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTrying to ironically celebrate another late-night screen addiction survived.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHappily stuck on buffered, ignoring another disastrous life decision.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGifting it to your ultimately buffered friend whose sleep status is active pending.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift It To:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your ultimate nocturnal co-conspirator whose scroll-reflex is always active pending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIncluded Mood Postcard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery order comes with a collectible A6 signature Mood Postcard featuring our official mantra: \u003cem\u003e\"Sometimes, the hardest connection isn't Wi-Fi; it's the sleep pending at 3 AM. Wear what you feel.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% Super Combed Jersey Cotton, 180 GSM breathability for all-day wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnisex Classic Regular Fit, comfortable and tailored for everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk to ensure your size stays true wash after wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHigh-Definition DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Print with crisp, crack-resistant textures.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eProudly printed in India.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. 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