{"product_id":"irish-goodbye-specialist-classic-tee","title":"Irish Goodbye Specialist – Classic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Social Escape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Feeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e The profound peace of evaporating from a crowded room without initiating the mandatory 45-minute desi farewell ceremony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eBundle Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEELING INDEX™\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStealth Execution: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSocial Battery Remaining: █ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 1\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGuilt Over Leaving: ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 0\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Printed This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSaying goodbye at a gathering isn't a quick exit; it is a multi-stage hostage negotiation. You have to locate the host, agree to hypothetical future plans you will never attend, and dodge the relative trying to pack leftover dinner into a plastic container. This tee is your wearable out-of-office reply. By the time anyone realizes you are missing, you are already in a cab halfway home in absolute silence. This high-definition \u003cstrong\u003eDTG (Direct-to-Garment)\u003c\/strong\u003e print utilizes premium water-based inks to ensure an extreme soft-feel and high breathability that won't crack, even when your patience for small talk does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWear It When\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAttending a house party where you only actually like one person.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eYour social battery is strictly calibrated for exactly 90 minutes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eYou need a preemptive defense for when someone texts \"Wait, did you leave?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. 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