{"product_id":"beta-shaadi-kab-hai-classic-tee","title":"Beta, Shaadi Kab Hai – Classic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollection:\u003c\/strong\u003e Family Drama\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Feeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e The direct, inescapable social dread of being cornered by a distant relative who hasn't spoken to you since 2008.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eBundle Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEELING INDEX™\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInescapable Social Dread: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDistant Relative Memory probability: █░░░░░░░░░ 1\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLessons Learned: ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ 0\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDread of Inquiry: █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ 10\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Printed This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe invite arrived, and the internal dread calculation began. You decided to attend because \"it's family.\" You were safely eating paneer, maintaining mature adult status, until it happened. This tee is for the precise second a distant relative, three gulab jamuns deep and holding a plate of mutton biryani, corners you at a wedding. The countdown isn't just about Input 1; it is about your inescapable youth being audited by a 180 GSM cotton graphic print. 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Numb resigantion is fine.\" — Wear What You Feel.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrice \u0026amp; Offer: Launch Special ₹745 | Buy Any 2 Tees \u0026amp; Save ₹100.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Unisex Classic Regular Fit (True to Indian sizing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% Super Combed Cotton, 180 GSM (Lightweight, soft, and breathable).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: High-Density DTG print for rich color payoff and zero cracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetails: Ribbed crew neck with reinforced shoulder taping; bio-washed and pre-shrunk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. 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