{"product_id":"aunty-please-mat-pucho-classic-tee","title":"Aunty Please Mat Pucho – Classic Tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #E0B15A; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eCollection: Family Drama\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Feeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Passive-aggressively defending your life choices while trying to eat paneer tikka in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#FFF9EE; border:1px dashed #E0B15A; padding:10px 14px; border-radius:6px; margin:12px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🔥 Bundle Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Add any 2 graphic tees to cart and save ₹100 automatically at checkout.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"vipaniq-feeling-index\" style=\"background:#F9F4ED; padding:14px; border-radius:8px; margin:16px 0; border-left:4px solid #18253C; font-family:'DM Sans', sans-serif;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px 0; font-weight:bold; color:#18253C; font-size:13px; letter-spacing:0.5px; text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eFEELING INDEX™\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:2px 0; font-size:13px; color:#242833;\"\u003eRelative Audacity: ██████████ 10\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:2px 0; font-size:13px; color:#242833;\"\u003ePatience Remaining: █░░░░░░░░░ 1\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:2px 0; font-size:13px; color:#242833;\"\u003eBuffet Defense Focus: █████████░ 9\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:2px 0; font-size:13px; color:#242833;\"\u003eSarcastic Restraint: ████████░░ 8\/10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Printed This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Indian family gathering has that one aunt who acts like an unaccredited credit rating agency. It starts with polite pleasantries and immediately escalates into an interrogation about your 5-year career trajectory, marital status, and whether you've considered government exams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAUNTY PLEASE MAT PUCHO\u003c\/strong\u003e is our polite, graphic boundary line. Built from 180 GSM super combed cotton with a high-density print that deflects intrusive questions before they even open their mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWear It When\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAttending cousin weddings where you know the questions will be relentless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFamily Diwali dinners where everyone's accomplishments are placed on public trial.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAirport pickups where relatives have four hours in traffic to interrogate you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eEveryday college or remote-work days when you just want zero unsolicited advice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#FFF; border:1px dashed #E0B15A; padding:10px 14px; border-radius:6px; margin:14px 0;\"\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The cousin who hides near the dessert counter just to avoid answering questions about their future.\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIncluded Mood Postcard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-style: italic; color:#18253C; border-left: 2px solid #E0B15A; padding-left: 10px;\"\u003e\n  \"Apne bete ka career dekh lo, mera plan baad mein decide karna.\u003cbr\u003e\n  \u003cstrong\u003e— Wear What You Feel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice \u0026amp; Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Launch Special ₹745 | Buy Any 2 Tees \u0026amp; Save ₹100.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex Classic Regular Fit (True to Indian sizing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Super Combed Cotton, 180 GSM (All-day breathable jersey).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-Definition DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Print\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed crew neck with reinforced shoulder taping; bio-washed and pre-shrunk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. 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