{"title":"Graphic T-Shirts","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eOriginal graphic t-shirts rooted in Indian humor, office hustle, family drama, and rider culture. Made for the ones who get it.\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"reply-toh-kar-de-classic-tee","title":"Reply Toh Kar De – Classic Tee","description":"\u003c!-- COLLECTION PILLAR BADGE --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-transform: uppercase; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: 1.5px; color: #e0b15a; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003ePart of the Pyaar \u0026amp; Heartbreak Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 1. THE FEELING --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Feeling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Online 2 minutes ago. Delivered 4 hours ago. Still waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. 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WEAR IT WHEN --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWear It When\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're picking up your best friend from the airport or railway station.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're heading down to the local tea stall for an unscheduled 40-minute life debrief.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour crew is finally reuniting after months of excuses on the WhatsApp group.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to gift something meaningful without having an awkward emotional conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. GIFTING TRIGGER --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #FFF; border: 1px dashed #E0B15A; padding: 10px 14px; border-radius: 6px; margin: 14px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your childhood best friend, college roommate, brother, or that one ride-or-die person who never asks questions when you need help.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 6. COLLECTIBLE MOOD POSTCARD --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIncluded Mood Postcard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-style: italic; color: #18253c; border-left: 2px solid #E0B15A; padding-left: 10px;\"\u003e\"No explanation required. Bas apna banda.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e— Wear What You Feel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 7. PRODUCT DETAILS \u0026 FIT --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; Comfort\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice \u0026amp; Offer:\u003c\/strong\u003e Launch Special ₹745\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex Classic Regular Fit (True to Indian sizing).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Super Combed Cotton, 180 GSM (Lightweight, soft, and breathable).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-Definition DTG (Direct-to-Garment) Print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed crew neck with reinforced shoulder taping; bio-washed and pre-shrunk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- 8. CARE INSTRUCTIONS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. 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WHY WE PRINTED THIS --\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy We Printed This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt takes entering adulthood, moving out into the world, and dealing with a few inevitable heartbreaks to finally admit the truth: Indian mothers have an unbroken, undefeated streak of being 100% correct. She didn't need data, logic, or a background check—she took one glance at that questionable friend or bad decision and told you exactly how it would end.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMUMMY THEEK KEHTI THI\u003c\/strong\u003e is an affectionate, witty surrender to maternal intuition. You might still hesitate to say it to her face without a little drama, but you can wear it with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. 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Bad appraisal? Failed exam? Heartbreak? Or just a random billion-dollar business idea that will never leave the napkin? The solution has always been the same four magic words sent on WhatsApp: \u003cem\u003eChai Pe Milte Hain\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHAI PE MILTE HAIN\u003c\/strong\u003e is our timeless tribute to roadside philosophy, steaming cutting chai, and the people who never judge your life choices over a hot glass. 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